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[AHPP]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Went to a wedding recently with some of our Irish family there.

We spent most of the evening before they arrived practicing how to say Saoirse. 

Get slurring drunk and say the French word for cherry, cerise. 

[AHPP]

My business cards are my name and my mobile number in Times New Roman. I carry a pen and add the pertinent detail at point of exchange.

“Trees” 

“Stumps”

”Gutters”

”Gel nails”

”Any old iron”

etc

 

If you borrow a pen btw, give it back. Very unprofessional otherwise. 

Edited 1 hour ago by AHPP

[peds]

I do like the idea of a choose-your-own-adventure business card... some of my activities don't really go hand-in-hand with each other. My chicken customers aren't really the same audience as my tree customers...

One side of the card blank over a faded photo, for adding bullet points or crude sketches.

[manco]

2 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Went to a wedding recently with some of our Irish family there.

We spent most of the evening before they arrived practicing how to say Saoirse. 

always thought it was shursay

[manco]

3 hours ago, Donnie said:

Try and pronounce it and see if you get it right…

 

If you do get it right, I’ll send you fiver… 

 

i just pronounced it right, will you send me my fiver now?

[peds]

Seershuh.

 

What are they on over here, honestly?! God didn't invent these letters for fun, they are supposed to mean something you know! 

[AHPP]

41 minutes ago, peds said:

I do like the idea of a choose-your-own-adventure business card... some of my activities don't really go hand-in-hand with each other. My chicken customers aren't really the same audience as my tree customers...

One side of the card blank over a faded photo, for adding bullet points or crude sketches.

I have many times thought about making up a few sets of WILDLY different cards and handing out the least appropriate one at any given juncture. 
 

“Yeah. Sure. Short back and sides, clippings on the bonfire. £100. Call when it needs it.

 

Yeah. It’s the same number. The multi frequency Model 5000xXx with pumped-recirculation sump was my best seller for ages but it’s been superseded by the pneumatic gear now. Only have an ex-demonstrator left.”