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1 hour ago, Moose McAlpine said:

You lot are no fun.

 

Well i'm off, if you haven't heard from me in a week just assume i died happy, full of pizza and muffled by flesh.

 

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I will need photos of any and all big birds you trap, please.

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1 hour ago, David Cropper said:

I will need photos of any and all big birds you trap, please.

 

You had your chance to be a part of this.

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2 hours ago, David Cropper said:

I will need photos of any and all big birds you trap, please.

Get yourself a fat froggy one 😝

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2 hours ago, topchippyles said:

Get yourself a fat froggy one 😝

I would very much doubt that a man of Mr Croppers standing would know of any fat birds with webbed feet.

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7 hours ago, roboted said:

I would very much doubt that a man of Mr Croppers standing would know of any fat birds with webbed feet.

Mr Cropper knows most variety of fat birds, web feet and all. Thank you for your misplaced faith, very touching.

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4 hours ago, David Cropper said:

Mr Cropper knows most variety of fat birds, web feet and all. Thank you for your misplaced faith, very touching.

And there's me under the false impression that the Merchant Navy were the most eclectic when it came to "affairs of the heart".

I'm astounded.

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12 minutes ago, roboted said:

And there's me under the false impression that the Merchant Navy were the most eclectic when it came to "affairs of the heart".

I'm astounded.

Yes, they are, but only where when the male sex is involved. You're now treading in uncharted waters, to put it into context. Leave well alone, women ain't for anyone with maritime connections,  just look at Mr Johnson. Stick to what you know, best bit of advice I can give. 

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