Jokes???

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Ticked me that one Kevin. 

Ticked or tickled Mick?

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

6 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Ticked or tickled Mick?

 

 

Yeah, tickled.

One glass too many last night.

[Stubby]

9 hours ago, Silverhooker said:

Gosh brings back memories, I had a Fenzy ABLJ. No dry suits or direct feed hoses then, no dive computer just watch, depth gauge and tables. I was a BSAC diver too.

My contents  gauge was it Atts and my wet suite was the glue together kit with the turn buckles were it goes under your tackle ! Don't think I had a depth gauge !

[Khriss]

My kit quite new then. Ebay Northern diver combi suit fr 40 squids, same fr stab vest. Puk mares dive computer is only flash bit of gear ( she went mental as she spends a fvvking fortune on gear but has 700 dives recorded ) then..... Met coppers turned up at my door, cos my dive knife from China  logged thru Border Security  😆 " good morning sir, we have evidence you have an illegal bladed knife in yr possesion"  (  show them my Padi card) "  you mean that dive knife i bought from China and has been through UK and Egyptian border security pal ☺️ ?"   they left. K

[Silverhooker]

4 minutes ago, Khriss said:

My kit quite new then. Ebay Northern diver combi suit fr 40 squids, same fr stab vest. Puk mares dive computer is only flash bit of gear ( she went mental as she spends a fvvking fortune on gear but has 700 dives recorded ) then..... Met coppers turned up at my door, cos my dive knife from China  logged thru Border Security  😆 " good morning sir, we have evidence you have an illegal bladed knife in yr possesion"  (  show them my Padi card) "  you mean that dive knife i bought from China and has been through UK and Egyptian border security pal ☺️ ?"   they left. K

Very new ! I used to dive with a buddy who didn't have a knife, he took a big heavy pair of scissors with him ! Reckoned cutting line and rope was easier, to be fair my knife mostly was used to cut cheese to make a sarnie !

[Stubby]

6 minutes ago, Silverhooker said:

Very new ! I used to dive with a buddy who didn't have a knife, he took a big heavy pair of scissors with him ! Reckoned cutting line and rope was easier, to be fair my knife mostly was used to cut cheese to make a sarnie !

my knife had a bright yellow handle so if you dropped it it was easy to see . Lost it somewhere 🙂

[Logdaft]

[topchippyles]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

my knife had a bright yellow handle so if you dropped it it was easy to see . Lost it somewhere 🙂

Simple row row row your boat joke  to K+Stubby and now your all superstar deep sea divers- Your all losing the plot 🤣😬🙄

[Khriss]

22 hours ago, Silverhooker said:

Very new ! I used to dive with a buddy who didn't have a knife, he took a big heavy pair of scissors with him ! Reckoned cutting line and rope was easier, to be fair my knife mostly was used to cut cheese to make a sarnie !

I have a line cutter in my pocket which is frankly more useful on fishing line / boat netting. Knife good fr a wrapped propeller, but thats it 🤔 K

[Logdaft]