Jokes???

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

[timbernut]

There's an antique dealer by the name of Robin B'astard

A friends daughter is called Robin Steele

[timbernut]

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

[timbernut]

Paid upfront for a carpenter to make us a new king size bed. He's only gone and done a bunk!
It's just one thing on top of another....

[timbernut]

Help!. I'm stuck in an online game of Scrabble with Midge Ure.

I've only got 4 letters left ....

O, V, N, R

... they mean nothing to me 🤷‍♀️

[Mark J]

[David Cropper]

50 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Very clever!

[Mick Dempsey]

Don’t get it, broadsword or something?

[openspaceman]

9 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Don’t get it, broadsword or something?

Think of the song "oh Danny boy"