Jokes???

[Rich Rule]

6 minutes ago, Ratman said:

Did you see the story in Bradford.  Helpful youths in Bradford were standing outside Morrison’s handing out antibacterial liquid.  
 

Except it was superglue.  The guy in the news paper report had one hand stuck in his trouser pocket and the other to the shopping basket handle.

[Ratman]

Did you see the story in Bradford.  Helpful youths in Bradford were standing outside Morrison’s handing out antibacterial liquid.  
 
Except it was superglue.  The guy in the news paper report had one hand stuck in his trouser pocket and the other to the shopping basket handle.

🤣 no not seen it!

[muttley9050]

Can this be real. Maybe in America

[David Cropper]

[youngsbury]

[Stere]

[Khriss]

Love to see that Mogg  kippered. K

[eggsarascal]

17 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Love to see that Mogg  kippered. K

He's a tw@t, uplifting, I ask ya.

 

Jacob Rees-Mogg: Food banks 'rather uplifting'

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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The MP says that the charity involved in food banks "shows what a compassionate country we are".

 

[adw]

Chap goes out shooting and bags himself a couple of rabbits, he takes them home and asks the wife to gut them and they would have them for tea, tells her there may be a few bits of shot left in them, anyway that night the youngest son comes to the top of the stairs, dad dad i was up having a pee and i have passed a piece of shot, don't worry lad just go back to bed, ten minutes later the middle son comes to the top of the stairs, dad dad i was up having a pee and i have past a piece of shot, don't worry son go back to bed, ten minutes later the eldest lad comes to the top of the stairs, dad dad, dad shouts up i know you went for a pee and you passed a piece of shot, no says the boy, i was up having a wank and Ive shot the bloody cat.

[Ratman]