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On 07/12/2020 at 13:04, SamanthaSunny said:

I have no idea where the Land Rover came into the conversation ๐Ÿ˜ it was a dig at you being a mechanic and wanting to fix everything lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

It was a tongue in cheek jokeย about Land Roversย ๐Ÿ˜‰ย 

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I have a Def TD5 so I`m allowed!ย ๐Ÿ˜

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Bloke walks into the bakers and sees a sign that says

"Corned Beef rolls 50p

Cheese rolls 60p

Hand jobs 10 pounds"

He has a good think about it and the girl comes out the back of the shop to the till. Shes absolutley drop dead gorgeous. He looks her up and down and in a very quiet voice says "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

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A massive grin spreads across her face and she replies "I most certainly am"

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The bloke leans in closely and says "Well wash your hands then, I want a Cheese roll"

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