Jokes???

[Logdaft]

[Honda]

During a visit to the doctor;, I asked “ How is it determined whether or not an older person should be placed in a care home “

“Well” he said “ we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub “

“Oh, I understand “ I said “ A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or teacup “

“No” he replied “ A normal person would simply pull the plug. Would you like a room with view of the sea?”
 

[Khriss]

48 minutes ago, nepia said:

Define 'exciting' in the context of Tube stations   ?

Architecture, facilities,  good staff who talk to you, info plates, good cafes nearby or a nice park. Dollis has non of these. K

Edited October 10, 2020 by Khriss
Willesden Green has all of these- Baker St just full of tourists who haven't got a ****************kin clue

[Johnsond]

4 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Architecture, facilities,  good staff who talk to you, info plates, good cafes nearby or a nice park. Dollis has non of these. K

Berlin K, the former eastern side has some pretty cool U Bahn stations if you like that sort of thing. 

[Khriss]

1 minute ago, Johnsond said:

Berlin K, the former eastern side has some pretty cool U Bahn stations if you like that sort of thing. 

Indeed i do. Plus U boat pen at Brest when i get to Deutsch land. Travel has been bolloxed for me this year, sadly. K

[Rough Hewn]

Indeed i do. Plus U boat pen at Brest when i get to Deutsch land. Travel has been bolloxed for me this year, sadly. K

Brest is in west France.
And the u boat pens are in St nazaire.
But Berlin is the coolest city I’ve ever lived in.
Prenzlauberg and kreutzberg (92)
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[nepia]

31 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Architecture, facilities,  good staff who talk to you, info plates, good cafes nearby or a nice park. Dollis has non of these. K

Hmm - aren't you easily pleased 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

25 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

Berlin K, the former eastern side has some pretty cool U Bahn stations if you like that sort of thing. 

And St Petersburg! 
 

Beautiful girls too!

[topchippyles]

1 minute ago, Rough Hewn said:

Brest is in west France.
And the u boat pens are in St nazaire.
But Berlin is the coolest city I’ve ever lived in.
Prenzlauberg and kreutzberg (92)

Seen pink flloyd in berlin when i was working over there in the 90s 

[Khriss]

21 minutes ago, nepia said:

Hmm - aren't you easily pleased 

No          . K