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1 hour ago, Conor Wright said:

No wonder it's been taking herself so long to come back with my beer, stopping for photo shoots and me at home thirsty. Women, eh?!

On those heels I think she would be arse over tit on that  slippery floor.....  oh dear @Gary Prentice might be showing my age there ?  K

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Just got into bed and there’s a knock on the door, went down and some bloke on the step said can you give me a push..! I said no chance mate and slammed the door, back upstairs mrs asks what was that about so told her and she said he might have his wife and kids in the car and just needs a jump start go and help him... so I goes down and outside shouts out where are you mate... “over here on the swing” he says...

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