Jokes???

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[Will C]

Have you heard of the girl who, when asked what she wanted to be when she finished school said "I want to be a table in a restaurant."
When asked why, she replied "cos I'll get laid three times a day.".

[Will C]

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

 

 

[Will C]

A little boy and a little girl were peering down each other's pants. The little boy mocked the little girl for not having anything to see.
She fled indoors in floods of tears, leaving one very smug boy.
Two minutes later the little girl came back out, grinning broadly. "Why're you so pleased?" said the little boy.
" 'Cos my mum says when I grow up, I can have as many of those as I want!"

 

 

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