Jokes???

[Big J]

I went into a bakers the other day and there were all these cakes for 50p each, then there was another cake for £1, when I asked why it was more expensive, she replied "thats madiera cake!!"

 

That's very good!

[oldwoodcutter]

Who was that ladyboy i saw you with last night?

 

That was no ladyboy, that was my wife.

[skyhuck]

Who was that ladyboy i saw you with last night?

 

That was no ladyboy, that was my wife.

 

[Adam Bourne]

 

Obviously the guys misses looked like a chick with a dick!!!!

 

 

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[Woodcrafter]

A man notices a little boy wearin a fireman hat, sittin in a cart bein pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices the cart is tied to the dogs bollocks 'thats a nice fire engine' said the man. 'wouldn't the dog pull faster tho if you tied the rope to his collar?'. Yes said the boy, but then i wouldn't have a siren.

[peatff]

I read about some new high security locks from Japan made by a firm called Ichiba. I thought I would try them out and asked at the locksmiths if he had Ichiba locks and he replied no, these underpants are a bit tight.

[Stubby]

Who was that ladyboy i saw you with last night?

 

That was no ladyboy, that was my wife.

 

Thats a cracker

[breffni]

A taxi driver takes a female passenger from one side of town to the other. As the driver pulls up at the final destination, the female passenger who is in the back seat says "I'm afraid that I don't have enough money to pay for the fare.". The lady then opens her legs to expose herself to the taxi driver, and says with a surreptitious smile "However, I can pay with this". The taxi driver pauses, he looks down twice, and then replies to the lady "Do you have anything smaller?".

 

 

 

 

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[Rich2484]

Who I feel that's for sure.

[stoff101]

You may have seen this video but it cracks me up every time. Sound is spot on.

 

 

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