Jokes???

[treesnake]

An englishman, scotsman, irishman, welshman, frenchman, a latvian, a turk, an aussie, a yank, an egyptian, a jap, a mexican, a spaniard, a greek, a russian, an estonian, a german, an italian, a pole, a lithuanian, a swede, a finn, an isreali, a romanian, a bulgarian, a serb, a czech & a swiss went to the pub. The doorman sez "I can't let u in without a Thai"

[Lorry thompson]

Have you tried them new helicopter crisps?……… better than plane:001_rolleyes:

[The tree monkey]

sorry mate near wet myself when i heard that joke! was told to me by an irishman though, does that make it ok!! lol!

[scottythepinetree]

Ok anyway mate... tell you a few more on May 7th!!

[PeteB]

How Do You Define Handsome?

 

 

 

A test at an Durham City High school in North Carolina, required students to use "handsome" in a sentence.

 

 

The girl named Lateshia says, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's snake, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome."

 

 

The quality of our educational system sometimes brings a tear to your eye!

[Dave Martin]

A Chinese mate of mine had a girlfriend called Lorraine but he was cheating on her with another girl called Claire Lee.

 

Unfortunately Lorraine died.

 

At her funeral he stood up and sang

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.

[treesnake]

Man hires chinese private investigator Chen Lee, to watch his wife.

A few days later he gets this report: Most honorable sir,

I watch house.

U leave house.

He came to house.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she go hotel.

I climb tree and look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip.

She strip.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

I fall out tree.

I not see.

No fee.

Chen Lee.

Weely Sollee.

[oldwoodcutter]

Hereabouts,they've just caught a prolific little car thief .Suprisingly he was japanese - name of Tommy Tookamota.

[ScotClayShooter]

Reading a book just now called " Spunk on the bed" by Mister Completly.......

[TRADITIONAL LOGGERS]

Some good ones in here:lol: Topic said please keep it clean.