Jokes???

[eggsarascal]

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spat into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
 

[Stubby]

Air line pilot talking to co pilot just after landing . Not realizing the mike is still on says Wow I could to with a nice cappuccino and a blow job . Stewardess runs down the isle to switch the comms off . Man at the back shouts Don't forget the coffee love !  

[Steve Bullman]

I’m in several local Facebook groups and this time of the year they are full of posts from people who have received letters for someone else.

 

Next year I’m going to send out 10 Christmas cards to random addresses in the village but all addresses to Mr P Enis in the hopes someone’s stupid enough to post it online

 

 

[Rac man]

[rapalaman]

Got it 👍

[WirralBoy]

[Slicer Dicer]

3 hours ago, Stubby said:

Air line pilot talking to co pilot just after landing . Not realizing the mike is still on says Wow I could to with a nice cappuccino and a blow job . Stewardess runs down the isle to switch the comms off . Man at the back shouts Don't forget the coffee love !  

Thats a classic. Good will hunting circa 1996 if I recall!

[bluebedouin]

3 hours ago, Rac man said:

That's so easy I could do it standing on my head!

[Stubby]

6 hours ago, Slicer Dicer said:

Thats a classic. Good will hunting circa 1996 if I recall!

Bang on . Watched it again the other day as it happens . Hence the joke . 🙂

[Steve Bullman]