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Can you tell the difference? One is an aggressive denizen of the jungle, whose body parts are revered in some low IQ cultures for having supposed mystical powers.

The other is just a tiger...

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Mr cadbury met miss rowntree on a double decker. It was after eight. They got off at quality street. He asked her name. 'Polo, im the one with the hole' she said with a wispa. 'Im marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her flap jacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib dab started to itch. Turns out miss rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he's got ****************in allsorts!.

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I'm beginning to understand why eggsarascal is reluctant to take David's offer of relationship help!

She’ll do wonders for his arthritis Doug, leave here be and let her crack on!
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4 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

I'm beginning to understand why eggsarascal is reluctant to take David's offer of relationship help!

Mr cropper can keep his fat birds, if I get cold over winter I'll fill a hot water bottle first.

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2 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Mr cropper can keep his fat birds, if I get cold over winter I'll fill a hot water bottle first.

If it came to it I'd buy a gas bottle for your van before letting you into her clutches for warmth 

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4 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

If it came to it I'd buy a gas bottle for your van before letting you into her clutches for warmth 

Generous offer Doug, imagine that fat slob slathering all over ya.😢

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