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K says to Stubby, "Why do divers always roll out of the boat backwards"? Stubby says to K, "you are effing stupid, it's obvoius, if they rolled forward they would still be in the bloody boat"!! :banghead:

 

 

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13 hours ago, topchippyles said:

K says to Stubby, "Why do divers always roll out of the boat backwards"? Stubby says to K, "you are effing stupid, it's obvoius, if they rolled forward they would still be in the bloody boat"!! :banghead:

 

 

Oddly you got that wrong , I DO scuba dive , so its Stubby to K , this time . K

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4 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Oddly you got that wrong , I DO scuba dive , so its Stubby to K , this time . K

Not sure what talents the big man has so you need to have a 007 chat between your selves 🤙

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20 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Not sure what talents the big man has so you need to have a 007 chat between your selves 🤙

I think its an array of specialised slippers, Q . K

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5 hours ago, Khriss said:

Oddly you got that wrong , I DO scuba dive , so its Stubby to K , this time . K

You are forgetting Khriss that I too have dabbled in the deep , back in the the day of single stage , twin hose regulators clamped to your tank on a pillar valve .  ( La Spirotechnique  Royal Mistral demand valve , Luxfor 72cube aluminum cylinder , and ABLJ ) 👍

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