Jokes???

[SamanthaSunny]

[Ratman]

[Logdaft]

On 07/12/2020 at 13:04, SamanthaSunny said:

I have no idea where the Land Rover came into the conversation 😁 it was a dig at you being a mechanic and wanting to fix everything lol 😂 

It was a tongue in cheek joke about Land Rovers 😉 

 

I have a Def TD5 so I`m allowed! 😁

[Tommy_B]

Bloke walks into the bakers and sees a sign that says

"Corned Beef rolls 50p

Cheese rolls 60p

Hand jobs 10 pounds"

He has a good think about it and the girl comes out the back of the shop to the till. Shes absolutley drop dead gorgeous. He looks her up and down and in a very quiet voice says "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

 

A massive grin spreads across her face and she replies "I most certainly am"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bloke leans in closely and says "Well wash your hands then, I want a Cheese roll"

[Mark J]

[Ratman]

[youngsbury]

[djbobbins]

[Ratman]

[SamanthaSunny]