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17 hours ago, Oldfeller said:

Never had a dog who fecked me over,

never had a dog who fecked off with a so called mate,

never had a dog that gave me a hard time 'cos I spoke to or stroked another dog.

never had a dog that crashed the car, or moved my stuff and then denied it. 

never had a dog that moaned 'cos I stayed to finish a job.

I'll take the company of a dog any day,all day, 

shut your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car, come back 4 hours later and open the boot,, see which one is pleased to see you.:thumbup1:

Always liked that one . 🙂

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Just had a call from the biomass guy who’s chipping my waste wood.

Coming tomorrow.
Cannot wait!

He says , rubbing his hands together 😃

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You’ll be standing in front of the mirror all evening practising a look that says, “I’m not sure why I’m letting this go so cheaply. I hope you appreciate the favour I’m doing you here, Gaston.”

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5 minutes ago, AHPP said:

You’ll be standing in front of the mirror all evening practising a look that says, “I’m not sure why I’m letting this go so cheaply. I hope you appreciate the favour I’m doing you here, Gaston.”

I asked him when he he came to look at him “how much?” 
I very nearly blurted out “you can have it for free”

 

I am not the worlds greatest negotiator. 

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7 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

Pray for rain 

Well yeah, but no but yeah.

It’s in my field, so no rain welcome.

I’m just glad to get rid, since burning became illegal here, the pile has become visible from space.


 

 

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