Did someone say beverargino?

[AHPP]

 

I helped a mate move house today and was paid with a crate of bullshit like this. I can only assume it’s left over from an Ann Summers party.

[AHPP]

I’m bloody drinking it mind. Ten thirty I got to his this morning. Loaded by 11:30. Didn’t get it tipped until nearly 19:00. Just stood round like a spare prick, constantly assured it would be any minute now. Bellends at the new place still had a load of crap in the garage when I left. I hope they die in a fire. 

Edited Friday at 20:55 by AHPP

[AHPP]

And I’ve just checked my e-mail and I could have been picking up the winch backplate today. Phuqsake. Fires. Fires for disorganised people. Fires for estate agents. Fires. 

[AHPP]

 

Looks like petrol. Smells like petrol. Tastes like…

 

petrol. 

[Mesterh]

Looks like a jar of piss.

 

Keep it by the front door (Micky Flanagan joke)

 

[PeteB]

1 hour ago, AHPP said:

 

Looks like petrol. Smells like petrol. Tastes like…

 

petrol. 

Passed by the management!  Several times if they live by the Trent!

[AHPP]

Working my way through this glut of miniature womandrink as fast as I can. 
 

[JAG63]

Recommend this for the aches and pains, couldn't feel a thing after. 

[rapalaman]

21 minutes ago, JAG63 said:

Recommend this for the aches and pains, couldn't feel a thing after. 

Wow I’m not surprised- looks pretty lethal!

[5thelement]

Currently on FB marketplace just down the road from me. 
A hundred year old bottle of something or other containing a gram of coke.