I have a horrible feeling that this is not a joke

[Billhook]

About Us - Human Meat Project

HUMANMEATPROJECT.COM

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About Us Welcome to the Human Meat Project, we are the human meat donation program. By donating bodies for human...

 

[Puffingbilly413]

Longpigs. Not for me thanks.

[GarethM]

Does the label of origin say, Dave with a little smiling picture?. It sounds very Douglas Adams restaurant cow.

 

And where do they draw the moral line, I'm alive but here is my perfectly usable leg ?.

[GarethM]

Plus, if they're taking the whole body, would that make the abattoir the funeral director.

 

How would you dehumanise it ?.

 

The other TV reference would be league of gentlemen, the special stuff.

Edited December 20, 2022 by GarethM

[Logdaft]

Shades of Soylent Green (A tale of Earth in despair in 2022. Natural food like fruits, vegetables, and meat, among others are now extinct. Earth is overpopulated and New York City has 40 million starving, poverty-stricken people. The only way they survive is with water rations and eating a mysterious food called Soylent.)

[Stihl123]

'humans in blankets' just doesn't sound as nice as pigs in blankets 

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, GarethM said:

Does the label of origin say, Dave with a little smiling picture?. It sounds very Douglas Adams restaurant cow.

 

And where do they draw the moral line, I'm alive but here is my perfectly usable leg ?.

I urge you to try my liver 🙂

[John Skinner]

Can you sign-up other people? Cause i have some family that .... well .... you know 😉

 

Also brings a whole new meaning to the term "Having friends over for dinner" 🤣

[Steve Bullman]

Not exactly going to be the leanest meat out there is it 

[GarethM]

Well you can always eat vegan, lean mean but probably a bit chewy