Customers asking to pay cash to avoid VAT.

[Stubby]

6 minutes ago, Retired Climber said:

She charged you VAT? You were screwed. 😁

She saw him cumming 😁

[Retired Climber]

2 minutes ago, Stubby said:

She saw him cumming 😁

Bet she didn't have to wait the full half hour though. I heard about 2 minutes. 😄

[Stubby]

Just now, Retired Climber said:

Bet she didn't have to wait the full half hour though. I heard about 2 minutes. 😄

What ? he did it twice ?

[Retired Climber]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

What ? he did it twice ?

Yep, 28 minutes apart. 

[Stubby]

Just now, Retired Climber said:

Yep, 28 minutes apart. 

Not a bad recovery time I suppose . ☺️

[Retired Climber]

3 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Not a bad recovery time I suppose . ☺️

At it for a minute, then need 28 before you can go again. It's hardly a bloody marathon. 😄 

[Bolt]

10 minutes ago, Retired Climber said:

Bet she didn't have to wait the full half hour though. I heard about 2 minutes. 😄

Bloody hell, your mother promised me she wouldn’t tell anyone.

[Retired Climber]

8 minutes ago, Bolt said:

Bloody hell, your mother promised me she wouldn’t tell anyone.

See now I know you are lying. My Mum hasn't been worth 80 quid for half hour for about 40 years. 

[topchippyles]

29 minutes ago, Stubby said:

What ? he did it twice ?

 

[Bolt]

25 minutes ago, Retired Climber said:

See now I know you are lying. My Mum hasn't been worth 80 quid for half hour for about 40 years. 

Well, it was either £80 or £18.

 

Not easy to work out which, as she was talking with her mouth full.