They'll steal anything now!!!!!

[the village idiot]

Statement from Inspector Rosehip, Norfolk Constabulary:

 

"The investigation into this hedge theft has been sloe going, but we are pleased to report that the old bill-hooked the perpetrators out of their foxhole and they have been handed a one way thicket to Wormwood shrubs."

[Stubby]

2 hours ago, Treeation said:

 

 

Id be hedging my bets to call in the special branch to mole this one over

Been done 😁

[Stubby]

5 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Statement from Inspector Rosehip, Norfolk Constabulary:

 

"The investigation into this hedge theft has been sloe going, but we are pleased to report that the old bill-hooked the perpetrators out of their foxhole and they have been handed a one way thicket to Wormwood shrubs."

Legend ! 😁 .Obviously not much going on in the woods today ...

[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Legend ! 😁 .Obviously not much going on in the woods today ...

Ha! No more than usual Stubby.😀

[Billhook]

I've been a bit sloe with this but I feel bullace that with sufficient cover I could field maple when I remove her guards.

[Lazurus]

just stumbled on this post - made my day.

[Billhook]

11 hours ago, the village idiot said:

Statement from Inspector Rosehip, Norfolk Constabulary:

 

"The investigation into this hedge theft has been sloe going, but we are pleased to report that the old bill-hooked the perpetrators out of their foxhole and they have been handed a one way thicket to Wormwood shrubs."

Oi! Less of the Billhooked perpetrators if you please!

[the village idiot]

14 minutes ago, Billhook said:

Oi! Less of the Billhooked perpetrators if you please!

Certainly, as soon as you stop bulldozing puppies!

[Bob_z_l]

Just a thought....   Surprised nobody has suggested we could have a Whip round to set about replacing it!

[Billhook]

33 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Certainly, as soon as you stop bulldozing puppies!

Just clearing a bit of dogwood