Who would you like to end up with on a tropical island

[spandit]

1. Professor Alice Roberts

 

2. Alice Levine

 

3. Hattie Morahan

 

[trigger_andy]

1 hour ago, spandit said:

1. Professor Alice Roberts

 

2. Alice Levine

 

3. Hattie Morahan

 

You sure have a type. Each of them seem like they'd gnaw your foreskin off. 

[spandit]

5 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

You sure have a type. Each of them seem like they'd gnaw your foreskin off. 

What a charming notion.

 

Yes, I do have a type

[trigger_andy]

Just now, spandit said:

What a charming notion.

 

Yes, I do have a type

Upper class horsey types?

 

How does the fantasy run in your mind? You, the poor yet industrious stable boy wins over the heart of the aristocratic class tearaway maiden who in quintessential English style has gnashes that put her prize mare to shame. Fleeting yet heavily charged meetings in the stables slowly allow a romance to blossom. 

 

Culminating with the Bonnie lass ripping the foreskin off your Bellend and blood all over your breeches. 

[Matthew Storrs]

3 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Upper class horsey types?

 

How does the fantasy run in your mind? You, the poor yet industrious stable boy wins over the heart of the aristocratic class tearaway maiden who in quintessential English style has gnashes that put her prize mare to shame. Fleeting yet heavily charged meetings in the stables slowly allow a romance to blossom. 

 

Culminating with the Bonnie lass ripping the foreskin off your Bellend and blood all over your breeches. 

Someone has too much time on their hands!

[trigger_andy]

Just now, Matthew Storrs said:

Someone has too much time on their hands!

Waaaaay to much.

 

 

[Tommy_B]

Good luck getting these fancy lasses helping you build somewhere to live out the rest of your days. I can't wait to look over at the other islands to see all you lot.

The little blonde from Tescos wondering what she's done to end up on an island with a bloke who is trying to build a Vespa out of coconuts and some logs meanwhile, me and Ray are living it up in the castle he's built on our island.

Bullman, you're welcome to paddle over as long as you save us a bit of McMannus.

[Husqvarna King]

Anyone but the wife after the last week ?

I'm really not fussy.....but

Laura Hamilton

Susanna Reid

Emma Stone

[spandit]

2 minutes ago, Tommy_B said:

...me and Ray are living it up in the castle he's built on our island.

According to Lofty Wiseman, "That fat fuck couldn't survive in the pie aisle at Tesco"

[trigger_andy]

1 minute ago, spandit said:

According to Lofty Wiseman, "That fat fuck couldn't survive in the pie aisle at Tesco"

Yeh, I was thinking Mears would be there to provide enough fat to make a few years supply of soap, the fat fud.