The Cooking Thread

[AHPP]

 

Big, successful dumplings today. From a fuxking packet. The ignominy…

[PeteB]

They look hand reared!

[AHPP]

 

Not literally whole dumplings from a packet. I’m not a monster. 

[PeteB]

Better than Aunt Bessie's I suppose!

[AHPP]

Chatting between songs at band practice last night as Robbie was wolfing down fistfuls of nuts. 
 

“Christ. Have you eaten today?”

“Yeah. Well Huel.”

It gets worse. Apparently you can get supermarket meal deals of entirely Huel products. A variety of cartons and cans to meet your nutritional needs. Fxcking fuxk off. I’d rather die or go on a caravan holiday with Les. 

Edited 13 hours ago by AHPP

[sime42]

Fxcking fuxk of indeed. Thanks for alerting me to something to avoid. I think some people would be happy to just have a daily injection or something, simply to avoid having to cook and eat food. I don't get it.

 

 

[Steven P]

Huel banned themselves from advertising on my facebook - it is soya milk and flavourings with a vitamin pill added. Didn't like it pointed out every time they sent me an advert that Aldi do soya milk for less than £1, vitamin pill is 10p and they charge £5 (think it is soya, might be oat). So they took me off their list.

[peds]

Time and a place, I suppose... not sure when or where, but I'm sure it exists. 

 

Starving to death outside a refugee camp? I think Huel beats the alternative there!

 

I have four puff pastry parcels in the oven; mushroom, onion, goat cheese, various herbs and spices. For lunch for the wife and I tomorrow: one for her, three for me.

 

Edit, shneaky peek:

 

 

Getting there.

Damn. Should have made 5.

Edited 12 hours ago by peds

[PeteB]

Sort of Greggs slice! You tried their Katsu curry slices? Nice!

[AHPP]

He’s trekked for six weeks through deepest Kashmir to the ashram of Gregg, Senior Global Pasty guru. He’s eaten one while levitating ten inches above a surfboard, riding the perfect wave of a perfect storm. He once baked and divided five between 5000 hungry stoner metal fans on the shores of the Sea of Galilee.

Edited 11 hours ago by AHPP