The Cooking Thread

[AHPP]

Late for me but only a bit. Almost always after 21:30 atm, usually after 22:00. My mate is terrible. I have to plead with him to get dinner before midnight at his place. He's slow to be a twat about it now. 

[AHPP]

29 minutes ago, peds said:

Oh don't be a baby, just turn your wok upside down and get on with it. If it wasn't worth the TINY bit of cleaning up afterwards, I wouldn't recommend it. They are legit, yo.

 

And no, I never hated the Queen, just the institution of the monarchy itself. It took the events surrounding the sweaty nonce Prince Andrew to make me find the various individuals distasteful. But yes, the debauchery of a busy kitchen is indeed a great place to succumb to all manner of exciting excesses. 

 

 

Actions have consequences but I'm sure that's never bothered you. I'm amazed you can type so lucidly, what with all the drugs. I bet you've never killed an Argentinian. Poof. 

[peds]

54 minutes ago, AHPP said:

 

Actions have consequences but I'm sure that's never bothered you. I'm amazed you can type so lucidly, what with all the drugs. I bet you've never killed an Argentinian. Poof. 

 

It... it's like you've known me my whole life...

 

D... Dad?

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I prefer Daddy.