Sister in Law stitched up by the coppers !

[Gary Prentice]

29 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

If a dog was off the leash aiming to attack my dog, I'd pull my dog behind me and get it out of danger.. then I'd make like I was gonna kick the offending dog to concentrate its mind so to speak..

if after all that it was still seriously attempting to bite my dog, I'd boot it in the nuts as hard as I could..  not to mention the owner...

 

You make a good point about Stubbies sister, didn't consider that...   but it does bring us back to the meat of the matter..   taking out a dog you can't control.      time Stubbies sister gave up having rescue greyhounds..  she needs to take on rescue dogs she can easily manage considering her age..

 

Its just bad luck its took an incident like this to prove a point..   only get a dog you can manage/control..    

 

Are you for real? The greyhound was on a lead ie under control. Everything that occured was due to another dog not on a lead which belonged to a woman who couldn't call it back to her i.e it wasn't properly trained! 

 

Excuse me, I'm saying that we can control dogs, but realistically they're animals and what they will do or how they will react in extremis can't be 100% predicted by anyone. A responsible owner can only take reasonable precautions based on knowledge and experience, like keeping the dog on a lead. That way the dog can't run off and harass, bite another simple aint it.

 

Saying that you'd put your dog behind you while threatening the other is just laughable. Waving your boot around to a yapping dog to threaten it don't work. Do you really think that it would? 

 

It's becoming fairly plain that you're trying to lay the blame on Stubby's sister to invoke reaction. Only one person could be said to have no control over their dog, at all, in this situation and it wasn't her. 

 

Anyway I'm not wasting any more time on you, besides I'm out of 50p coins.

 

I'm out

[eggsarascal]

10 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

more like talking sense Eggs..    

 

what dogs have you got?...  can you hold them back if they lose their marbles for a minute?..

 

Thats the thing to consider..   how capable is the owner of being able to keep their dogs under control when needed..  I suspect you're more than capable..

Until I recently split up with the missus I had three Spaniels, they all turn on the whistle.

[Vespasian]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

So its ok for a dog to be out of control as long as its small . Glad we sorted that .

Well more if its an actual threat.. could be pretty big but harmless..   theres plenty dogs out there that are like that..   

 

Or how about its OK to take a dog out let it savage a another dog to death but thats OK  as you had your dog on a lead as it ripped the other dog to pieces.. hows that sound..

[Gary Prentice]

37 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

Oh but I do, I've made some good points and no one has pointed out any faults with my argument..

Just about all of them.

 

List them again and I will answer every single one.

[Stubby]

2 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

Well more if its an actual threat.. could be pretty big but harmless..   theres plenty dogs out there that are like that..   

 

Or how about its OK to take a dog out let it savage a another dog to death but thats OK  as you had your dog on a lead as it ripped the other dog to pieces.. hows that sound..

 

Thats not ewhat happened though is it you twat

[Vespasian]

2 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Until I recently split up with the missus I had three Spaniels, they all turn on the whistle.

exactly as I expected...   even trained em on a whistle..   perhaps a trip to stubbies sister in law to teach her the ropes..   

[Gary Prentice]

35 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

GaryPrentice suggested she might be getting on, made it sound like she was hobbling around on a zimnmer frame so he did...

You truly can make something out of nothing, twist words to your own ends to suit your argument or opinion. Try to answer one question honestly. Do you think that is an admirable trait or that people respect you for it? Or are you really deluded?

[Vespasian]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

 

Thats not ewhat happened though is it you twat

Thats exactly  what  happened...  because your sister in law hadn't the strength to hold back her killer greyhound, another dog was brutally savaged to death.   theres no getting round those facts..

[Stubby]

3 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

exactly as I expected...   even trained em on a whistle..   perhaps a trip to stubbies sister in law to teach her the ropes..   

You know jack shit about dogs . Blowing a whistle at a dog on a lead , Brilliant .

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

This is my take on it also .   Not much can be done now . Thanks lads .

Haven’t read to the end yet (Luther on Beeb!)

 

But saw this on FB which made me (a) larf and (b) think of Stubby:

 

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.  

 

She spends £15,000 and looks  sensational. 

 

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.  

 

Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

 

‘About 32,’ is the reply.’

 

‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. 

 

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.

 

The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’  

 

The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

 

Now she’s feeling really good about herself.  

 

She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.

 

She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.

 

The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’

 

Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’ 

 

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

 

He replies, ‘Lady, I’m Stubby and my eyesight is going.  Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.  It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra  Then, and only then, I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’

 

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her.  

 

She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’

 

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully.  

 

He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.  

 

He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

 

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’

 

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’

 

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’

 

‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.