Chipper stolen at knifepoint dartford kent

[tree-fancier123]

6 hours ago, Mesterh said:

shooting an innocent by passer by mistake!

that is a very good point and the best reason to abandon my silly idea.

[tree-fancier123]

4 hours ago, LeeGray said:

Hopefully the tracker/data tag/whatever security on the machine would get the machine back to me

I was just thinking about this driving home - if their chipper had a tracker they could have had someone in hot persuit presumably possibly.

Is there really a scanner device that thieves have to find a tracker so they can cut it out? Suppose there must be or it wouldnt have been mentioned before.

[Sheepy]

7 hours ago, Con said:

Obviously I don't know the exact circumstances,  but surely approaching someone with a running chainsaw trumps a knife. 

Maybe it was a gang of 8 or so. 

It would have to be, wouldn't it, to keep a crew at bay and hitch a chipper up and get away??

I reckon you’d still do 8 with a saw on full chat. 

[Yournamehere]

1 hour ago, Sheepy said:

I reckon you’d still do 8 with a saw on full chat. 

Betcha those padded puffa anorak things would clog up y'saw faster than a pair of chainsaw-trousers.  

[AHPP]

Betcha those padded puffa anorak things would clog up y'saw faster than a pair of chainsaw-trousers. [emoji6] 

I thought that. You’d be better off with a gun.

[felixthelogchopper]

1 minute ago, AHPP said:

I thought that. You’d be better off with a gun.

Or possibly the 2 tonne battering ram that you should be already safely locked inside?

[AHPP]

Or possibly the 2 tonne battering ram that you should be already safely locked inside?

Belt and braces.

[Gary Prentice]

1 hour ago, Sheepy said:

I reckon you’d still do 8 with a saw on full chat. 

Would a Stihl or Husky be best for that?

 

Discuss...

[Sheepy]

5 minutes ago, Gary Prentice said:

Would a Stihl or Husky be best for that?

 

Discuss...

Nah echo.

[tree-fancier123]

2 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Or possibly the 2 tonne battering ram that you should be already safely locked inside?

And if the rambo knives were drawn while youre feeding the chipper at roadside just politely unhitch it for them then detonate the radio controlled bomb as they drive off