Naked model in the garden today

[Rough Hewn]

Yeah, I'll have the one on the left please.
Bit hot for glitter bum this week.
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[forestboy1978]

19 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:

Yeah, I'll have the one on the left please.
Bit hot for glitter bum this week.

Great ass. Squatting and picking up bits of tree is good for that. I should know, my ass is spectacular. 

 

Speaking purely physically, not metaphorically of course. I'm not that arrogant.. ?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

14 minutes ago, Chessa said:

This is not my bottom, no! Mine is  usually scratched with brambles, besprinkled with bits of leaves and sawdust and lightly bruised from ladders and wheelbarrows and branches.

Too late! You’re not making it any less appealing!! ?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Mate bought a big house in Ringwoid. 

 

His Mrs was away at sea when he went for first visit after exchange of contracts 

 

Nobody had told the film crew & “actors” that had had an open house sort of arrangement with the previous absent  owner. 

 

He he walked in on a full on porn shoot!  

 

After the initiate shock, introductions and explanations were proffered he allowed them to continue (since they were full swing as it were) whilst he settled down with a beer to consider his ‘options.’

 

No good making a hasty decision under such circumstances!!

 

 

 

 

[Stubby]

8 hours ago, Chessa said:

This is not my bottom, no! Mine is  usually scratched with brambles, besprinkled with bits of leaves and sawdust and lightly bruised from ladders and wheelbarrows and branches.

Yea i know all that but I bet its a cracker !

[the village idiot]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

Yea i know all that but I bet its a cracker !

Remember what the nice doctor said Stubby.

 

Set the shower to cold, then sit for a while in a darkened room and think of grandma.

[Stubby]

13 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Remember what the nice doctor said Stubby.

 

Set the shower to cold, then sit for a while in a darkened room and think of grandma.

Oh . Ok . sorry .................

[the village idiot]

8 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Oh . Ok . sorry .................

You never know. Keep your nose clean and maybe they'll rethink that lifetime ban from the OAP yoga class.

[peatff]

10 hours ago, Chessa said:

This is not my bottom, no! Mine is  usually scratched with brambles, besprinkled with bits of leaves and sawdust and lightly bruised from ladders and wheelbarrows and branches.

You see now why I wear trousers, naturism is alright indoors

[Mark Bolam]

10 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Mate bought a big house in Ringwoid. 

 

His Mrs was away at sea when he went for first visit after exchange of contracts 

 

Nobody had told the film crew & “actors” that had had an open house sort of arrangement with the previous absent  owner. 

 

He he walked in on a full on porn shoot!  

 

After the initiate shock, introductions and explanations were proffered he allowed them to continue (since they were full swing as it were) whilst he settled down with a beer to consider his ‘options.’

 

No good making a hasty decision under such circumstances!!

 

 

 

 

Videos or it didn't happen.