You know you're getting old when...

[the village idiot]

5 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

Guilty on all counts Your Honour!

No way!

 

Next you'll be telling us you've found something vaguely worth reading in the parish newsletter.

[Stubby]

That's a nice pair of beige " slacks " ...........

[felixthelogchopper]

3 minutes ago, Stubby said:

That's a nice pair of beige " slacks " ...........

Farahs used to be cool. No reason to think they won't come back in.

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, matelot said:

....You remember when the Mini was actually a small car.

....You remember fiddling with a choke on a car on cold mornings.

....You remember buying a porno mag in the shops.

....You wanted Jimmy "to fix it for you". 

.....You expected jetliners to crash as soon as the clock hit midnight on NYE 1999

.... You remember when you thought Tony Blair was ok.

 

Anymore?

A wooden cloths peg on the choke pull shaft for  " half choke on cold days .

Edited March 9, 2018 by Stubby

[Darrin Turnbull]

When there was only three television channels
Bbc 1 and 2 and Tyne Tees.

[onetruth]

I enjoy the parish newsletter and I've had several pairs of beige chinos since my late teens.  I still consider myself pretty groovy.

[Mark Bolam]

Using the word ‘groovy’.

[onetruth]

Yes, I meant "hip".

 

...when you are unable to identify an entire genre of music.

[Rough Hewn]

Morris travellers,
Unlocking and starting with a pair of nail scissors when you can't find the keys.
[emoji3]

[felixthelogchopper]

21 minutes ago, onetruth said:

Yes, I meant "hip".

 

...when you are unable to identify an entire genre of music.

I believe you will find that you mean 'wicked, cool and crucial'.