Jagger's a dad again!

[Shane]

Well, he's doing his bit to keep the population level.

RIP Greg Lake - and all the other's who departed in '16

[easy-lift guy]

He still has his MOJO!. The new album will help cover the I am sure!

easy-lift guy

[RichieR]

I reckon he'll be on Jezzer next week with a walking stick getting a free DNA test

[Stubby]

Just cant keep it in his trousers can he ?

[RichieR]

Just cant keep it in his trousers can he ?

 

Probably can't do up his trousers

[Vespasian]

I knew a fella once who had a sex change then went back again... didn't even know it was possible.. maybe he only went half way..

The rumour was, he used an iron bar to keep his now defunct member upright if he wanted to do anything with it....

 

Which brings me to Mick Jagger, I'd of thought he'd of used that thing so often and so recklessly over the years it must look like a diseased shrivelled stump by now, I wonder if he needs scaffold to keep his upright these days?....

[Mick Dempsey]

Good luck to him.

[RichieR]

He's gonna need it with the midnight feeds

[Mick Dempsey]

I dare say he can stretch to a nanny.

[Stubby]

I dare say he can stretch to a nanny.

 

Think he has in the past , more than once ....Oh you mean to look after the littelun .....