Thing growing out of cellar floor?

[spudulike]

I've been relaying your responses so far, and he thinks I'm mad

 

 

 

 

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It comes from sniffing two stroke:lol:

[timbernut]

You're all fools! It's quite obviously a GM sheep growing from stem cells left in the crack by the evil scientist who used to live there and use the cellar as his lab. It's probably flesh eating and carrying Ebola

 

 

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[Gerbutt]

It comes from sniffing two stroke:lol:

 

 

Haha, you may be right [emoji1]

 

 

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[Gerbutt]

You're all fools! It's quite obviously a GM sheep growing from stem cells left in the crack by the evil scientist who used to live there and use the cellar as his lab. It's probably flesh eating and carrying Ebola

 

 

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Haha very good! It's funny, he gets quite paranoid about mould and stuff down there so seeing this growing has really got him worried. I told him it's probably that parasitic fungus that brainwashes ants and grows out of their heads.....he nearly went white [emoji23]

 

 

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[GardenKit]

It comes from sniffing two stroke:lol:

"One reason I use Aspen":biggrin:

[biggarlogs]

"One reason I use Aspen":biggrin:

 

does that mean you are not totally bonkers?or just you dont get headaches.

[Shane]

Is his address Hobbs St. by any chance?

[10 Bears]

The Zombies knob was my preferred answer, but if you want my sensible one...

 

It reminds me of a nitrogen fixing nodule on some root system or other. My guess is a root from XYZ plant has found its way in through a crack, surfaced, and it just happens to be where this nodule is located - hence the weird zombie appendage.

 

This is just my guess, mind...

[Arctostaphylos uva-ursi]

It's definitely dry rot.

[Kveldssanger]

Looks like a little fungus with the mycelial threads either side.