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Today at 13:00 New Add bookmark #704 A young man gets sent to prison for the first time. All the guys in his prison wing are old lags and have been together for some time. The young man, feeling daunted, sits down to his first prison meal with the others. They eat in silence accompanied by the usual burps, slurps and farts, except that every now and then one of them calls out a number. This is followed by chuckles, laughs and short comments like "nice one", et cetera. Then silence for a short while before somebody else calls out a different number, again followed by comments such as the above. The young man is puzzled, but wisely keeps his mouth shut. Later that day, the young man asks his cell mate what the number calling is all about. The old lag explains that they only know twenty jokes and have told them for so long that they are numbered. To save effort, instead of telling a joke, a prisoner just calls out its number. Everybody knows what they mean. This goes on every meal time until after a few days, the young man plucks up his courage. He wants to be accepted by these hard cases, so one breakfast during a silence he calls out "twelve". Silence. No response. He tries again: "seven". The nearest twenty faces turn towards him and eyeball him. Frightened, the young man shrivels in his seat and keeps his eyes down. He doesn't utter a peep for the rest of the day. That evening in the relative safety of his cell, the young man asks his cell mate what he did wrong. "Oh don't worry", his cellmate answers. "It's just the way you tell them".

Not sure how good they are but i popped in to lidl last night and they were on sale there. Get what you pay for in quality like everything else. Found this on youtube. Never used one myself but always something i would like to try.

Lost cause even the quacks gave up 🤣

Like your cheecks on your first night of passion under the stars stubby 😊

Crack on son go and do it then musch 🤔

Get real pal 🤭People have to eat

Mill them around 32mm they will need stacking with sticks between the boards to air dry. Will they be inside away from the elements during seasoning ? Once stacked i would band them together like pallet banding to stop any movement.

Rust buckets outdoors ain't they.

Still got that IBO app installed on it ?

You on the ipad eggs

My exact thoughts eggs old boy.

Get a grip its M5 all the way mostly and that must be a hell of a splitter for 7K. He sends decent photos ect and if looks the part set off at 6am you will be there by 10/11am

I didn't believe all the Hype about Angela Rayner's dress code in the commons until I came across this on t'interweb 👀

Good luck with job hunt nice people in south wales mostly.

John a few of the guys are have replied ivy is not an issue but its like you have an obsessive compulsiveness about the stuff.

Same with a sawn off i suppose 👀

If the cap fits the old saying goes.

Triple wheels makes it nice and stable. Weld some jacks on there so you can adjust to correct level job done.

We had another crackpot on here a while back who called his self (scottish cleaning services) He was a troll total nutjob 🤭

I agree this ivy is overtaking the forum 🙄

John will sleep well tonight check your spelling lol (Thst is the correct) 👀

Are you taking drugs 🤪

Price of timber will only go up due to prices of gas

Make that back in no time if you have a few projects where you need a fair amount of timber and can get hold of millable trees at reasonable prices.

Mick is always happy to give input on any subject with an open mind. You are just jumping on multiple threads talking the same shite. Post a thread on the topic you want to discuss and keep it in one place.