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Thats my boy eggs get it down you,Having a cold one myself

Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as peter was going out he returns and says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u've given us". Ten minutes after, peter was still praying "Thank you Lord for your kindness. ...." Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, "I didn't know you were so religious."Peter with his head still on the table replies, "I never knew your dad was the pharmacist!" Now dont just laugh.... pass it on...

Anyone got a logosol F2/M8 or similar looking to sell ??

Go on then dare you ?

Yes new i had seen it before

I would have a table top out of that middle section

Space is the biggest thing i fined,You can save for an item but if nowhere to put it then not much point ??

Have pmd you ?

Roughy Got a new toy that will eat through that in no time,I have 2 days work for him to so worth his time coming down ?

Thought you would like that sketch while eating your Smalahove (norwegian delicacy)

One of the best sketches going

ANDY PANDY I WILL FIND THAT POSTING ? THIS YOUR HERO ??

Trigger if you do not work on the rigs what the fook are you doing in the north sea in the snow ?? ?

Just read up a bit on it and need to do as you suggested and work with timbers to get the feel for them

I think this is another ebay scammer,Sure i have seen it on there a few times and 1 photo ? Mobile sawmill (lucas) with attachments

Turkey oak is a new one on me and proud to admit it,That is the beauty of reading threads on this forum as your always learning new things ?

Bought my 1st house in 1987 30k just before the bubble burst 15% interest (came through it)

No i fully agree but things have really slowed down around south wales and looks that way for the next few weeks,I started a new private build site on tuesday and every bus that went passed was empty and normally full

Good luck with that and it being easter time to cannot see much happening ?

I had this a few years ago and out of 15 trees only 3 survived, Turned out cats were pissing on them and the acid was burning the roots

100 hours is nothing

? If Khriss cannot help maybe this chap can ?

You do cooking and let the girlfriend drive the truck ?

POSTING HEADLINE This thing is amazing- reminds me of me ?

Steve i just had to reply to this ??? QUOTE I've actually been on a health kick for the past 2 months ??, Is this a lunch box issue (viagra) will help, They are doing a 90 day trial ? BURN OUT