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topchippyles

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  1. That is why trigger is as he is then (JOCK) or half norwegian ?? cause he cant half bark but the bark is worse than the bite ? This one you trigger or eggs ??
  2. Glad the wife is well ?Strong woman ? Some strange side effects of this virus but its the first one that makes humans bark i have read
  3. You had something to say after all then trigger ?
  4. I AGREE BUT EGGS IS JUST BEING EGGS AND ALWAYS SOMETHING TO SAY ? OR TRIGGER HAS ?
  5. Typical suffolk shame on you ? At least you have good looking girls and expect you like em to eggs ??
  6. While waiting for the bus ??
  7. Does that double up as a smoking shelter ??
  8. Posting was about war footing not about shearing sheep (farmer) or pinging a typewriter (clerk) I still belong to the commando club on a sturday night as do not wear any underpants ?
  9. Afternoon to all and hope you are all OK, Little thought crossed my mind today while sorting out the tool box. I am a grandson of a world war 2 hero and my IDOL, Reason i am a wood butcher is due to my late grandfather who passed away back in the eighties but the enjoyment and time we spend together has a massive bearing on how i have lived my life, They got caught by the japs and most died (cannot imagine) What a tough time that was and now we are dealing with this shit is just baffling (EGGS) would be in charge of the shit bucket (expert) at the utilities of natures needs (NEW CAP) coming eggs
  10. Mate has one where i live,DO IT
  11. Make a great table mark, I would use that as the top and different timbers for the base
  12. Hope the trip was worth it eggs. Anything sexual ??
  13. 60 miles so much for self isolating musch
  14. Thats my boy eggs get it down you,Having a cold one myself
  15. Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as peter was going out he returns and says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u've given us". Ten minutes after, peter was still praying "Thank you Lord for your kindness. ...." Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, "I didn't know you were so religious."Peter with his head still on the table replies, "I never knew your dad was the pharmacist!" Now dont just laugh.... pass it on...
  16. Anyone got a logosol F2/M8 or similar looking to sell ??
  17. Go on then dare you ?
  18. Yes new i had seen it before
  19. I would have a table top out of that middle section
  20. Space is the biggest thing i fined,You can save for an item but if nowhere to put it then not much point ??
  21. Roughy Got a new toy that will eat through that in no time,I have 2 days work for him to so worth his time coming down ?
  22. Thought you would like that sketch while eating your Smalahove (norwegian delicacy)
  23. One of the best sketches going
  24. ANDY PANDY I WILL FIND THAT POSTING ? THIS YOUR HERO ??

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