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Ratman

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  1. Do you get to go for seconds like at school? ?
  2. [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]....... nope! [emoji23] i dont read the over 50’s thread cos i’m not allowed [emoji30][emoji22] nor am i allowed to comment! Thats the respectful side of me seen as the OP was so adamant with his title. Theres enough going on else where for me to peruse through. I may jump on that thread come April 2031..... can’t wait [emoji51]
  3. Age and nintendo? [emoji849]
  4. One out of three there Vesp..... good start i suppose [emoji16]
  5. What age are you now then? Is that where you learnt to use youtube then? With all your free internet, sky and nintendo
  6. We farmed sheep and cows till selling up in 96, i rekon fruit and veg farming would of been easier and less hassle than dealing with livestock. Weather wouldnt of allowed much tho in the way of food growing round here tho i bet.
  7. Sounds interesting actually! If any veg died then at least you wouldn’t be presented with a vets bill [emoji6]
  8. Nope, its there [emoji6] come on, break your shell [emoji51]
  9. Brought up on a farm, at 13 i worked saturday mornings at a local car garage, did work experience at another car garage and stayed there doing weekends and holidays till i was 16, fanny’d about at school and skived for quite a lot of it. Did cleaning on a night at my current place of work in offices etc, along with my car job, left school and started as hgv mechanic at my current place of work monday to friday, stayed at car garage for a further 12 months on weekends. Jacked that in at 17 and just stuck to main hgv job. Done a fair bit of rallying, rac, tour of mull. Moved to bike racing, thundersport GB for a couple of years. Done house building, plumbing, plastering etc all in my spare time. (Still on with current home projects) 37 next so who knows what life still has to bring ?‍♂️
  10. Ratman

    Rats

  11. Ratman

    Rats

    Best bit of pussy i’ve seen all day [emoji6]
  12. Sorry.... seems to good an opportunity to pass! “Always said Vesp was an Ape!”
  13. Guessing Marks asked the opposite neighbour next door if the neighbour in question is a twunt or not?! And opposing neighbour has concurred ??‍♂️
  14. That mog looks proper trick![emoji108] some really nice kit there GN. I have proper boys toys envy now.
  15. Vesp has a youtube vid on it for ya! Pack your laptop and a spare battery, you’ll be reight! [emoji16]
  16. I fell short on this one [emoji30]was trying to find an appropriate illustrative picture for you but i’ve failed! I did find something else that i thought was funny tho [emoji51] will pm it you!
  17. The foreigner
  18. You or the dribbling foreigner?
  19. Those first ones look like bloody human innards [emoji15][emoji37] they’re not right!
  20. We call her “mute” cos she was and is!
  21. [emoji106] Good to know for future! She is a chuffing odd ball though, just looks right through ya, weird!
  22. Ratman

    Jokes???

    My god Dr Westy.... it is tiny!!!

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