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GarethM

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  1. And go straight to wife jail ?
  2. He actually won a real competition but thought it was a scam initially. I do find it very suspicious he's not clarified if it was him or the Mrs that actually did the sudoku 😉
  3. If that converted rifle could talk. I landed on the beaches you know, took out lots of Nazis and then got dragged around Europe. Then some bugger reamed me out and shoots pigeons and stabs the occasional mouse, how I yearn for my glory days 😉.
  4. And the bayonet or is that to make it legal length for a shotgun?.
  5. Maybe he was getting confused between a surgeon and a tree surgeon?. I'll shut up before AA tony at the butchers shop sends Paulie to discuss the matter. Seriously tho, I do have to wonder what Lantra and C&G and any other certification providers thoughts are in the longer term.
  6. One reminds us how awful TV was as a child, the other how awful politicians have become.
  7. Are you an ex UPVC salesman?. You've still failed to actually have a convincing argument, except lament about how great this new quasi religious organisation is. There are plenty of other similar schemes and trade organisations, until the quickening happens maybe scale back the one true religion overtones.
  8. From my yoof, it's the whole ISO9000 argument. One of my old bosses put it like this. Its not a sign of quality, it's just shows your able to produce the same sht consistently.
  9. Granted you can't deregulate councils, like your electric with each house being different. But they definitely need a reality check, maybe a clearing out of town hall upper management. Employ a normal salary CEO say 100k and let the chainsaw of the financial cloth begin.
  10. I'm aware of the utter wastefulness of council taxes by procurement etc. I wasn't taking offense if the council chooses to use AA as a minimum as that's their right, I did however at assumption in general of no membership no work. The other organizations might say approved, but many councils wouldn't say this one and this one only. As I said that would make it a cartel, if your not on the list it's a work black list of the 70s.
  11. I'd suggest checking the sensors, guessing they are 3 wire type, ie +, - & signal or are they mechanical two wires ?. Shorting them will just damage something, time to break out the multimeter and do some testing before diving into any control boxes.
  12. Now if the council have a minimum level of accredited that's fine for them to say as they are the ones who have to explain that to the people who pay the rates. The organisation such as AA can't on the other hand go, hard luck getting work unless you're with us. From my experience of working for many councils, you just need to fill in a supplier application to get onto their list of council approved businesses. When a job comes up they ask those on the list.
  13. No Yell is a phone directory plain an simple, it's not a list of "accredited" or checked people which can include Dave and his white van. You said if you're not AA you won't even get to find out, which makes it a cartel, club or however you wish to name exclusive club.
  14. Have you just admitted to the AA being in effect a cartel?. "The point is as an approved contractor you are made aware of the work and asked to put in a price."
  15. Chinese satellite fires green laser beams over Hawaii WWW.INDEPENDENT.CO.UK Incident comes amid an escalation of tensions between China and the US – after a Chinese spy balloon was...
  16. Maybe ET are getting a bit peeved about Elon sending up his used cars. Didn't they send up one last week ?. It's akin to junk mail, look Elon we've mastered intergalactic travel, we don't need this old backwards tech.
  17. Plus didn't George slay that one, maybe the Chinese one is still flying around eating Mongolians ?
  18. Wrong kinda dragon obviously
  19. Isn't painting it red and number 8 also lucky ?.
  20. Does the stamp say Entry 1 - English pig dog ?
  21. I'm going to need to go to Costco for me tin foil at this rate.
  22. Maybe the Chinese are just messing with the Americans. If you know your weather balloons/spy stuff is going to be shot down. I'd be sending up any old balloons, as we've just had Chinese new year, the next one will be a dragon and whatever animal is this year's calendar choice of delicacy.
  23. They're too busy chasing the next issue to actually think or even acknowledge people have a differing viewpoint. Take the prison thing, it's hardly a stretch of the imagination to say men and women only, but if you have transitioned fully as a women you can. No member = very little risk. A lopped off rapist probably isn't a bad thing for when they finally get released, maybe we should encourage it for pedos. A glitterless ball sounds good.
  24. What about crayfish or freshwater muscle ?. Whilst they are cold blooded I guess heat is released when they breath and presume they live in a colony to keep warm like penguins?
  25. And you think your EU mistress is any less of a dominatrix?. Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.

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