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the village idiot

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  1. Dandelion flower head
  2. Micro crack in steel
  3. Blood clot crystals
  4. Human eyelash hairs
  5. Cat Flea
  6. Bluebottle fly larva
  7. What a coincidence Eggs. I was in Waterstones too today. I asked the lady if she had a book on Sodomy. She looked a little embarrased and said "I think you have come to the wrong place." "That's the one" I said.
  8. Well that's my bet secured for the stupidest post of the year contest. Sorry Vesp, but you've surpassed even yourself with that one.
  9. They'd make your eyes water Joe. We have electric lighting down here and stay up long past supper time!
  10. Mosquito eyes.
  11. Zoomed in photographs are great! Check out this caterpillar.
  12. Good God!! Tiddlywinks? Please?
  13. Game over folks. A full day's sweaty forceful grappling goes to Spandit The picture is a close up image of the human tongue. Think of that next time you swoop in for a frenchie! When you think about it, it is a truly bizarre exercise at the best of times. Ready when you are Spandit
  14. Spandit is mighty close peeps. Get your final answers in quick to avoid missing out on one of life's great pleasures!
  15. No, not taken by me. Too bad on the sumo. Nice leathers by the way.
  16. Here's another. PM your answers, or post that you know it without giving the answer. Winner gets to try and beat me at sumo wrestling.
  17. Will this one do janey?
  18. Super smug here!
  19. Sounds like your best bet would be Conservative Mesterh.
  20. In true arbtalk tradition, it's time for a Monty Python sketch.
  21. I feel your pain Matthew. Was tucking into my favourite festive snack over Christmas, then my heart sank as I took a second glance at the label.
  22. Was there another party who had no chance of winning but had more policies that you agreed with? I don't think there's any such thing as a wasted vote. At the very least you can hope to send a message that another way of thinking is on the up, and there's always the outside chance of a coalition. If we never vote for other parties they will never get anywhere and we'll remain in this endless loop of blame and getting nowhere.

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