AHPP

Give an example please.

Eggs is recycling thread titles from Sex and the City intro monologues.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6m1fqd

Anyway. To tide us over until the witch-hunt results.

It’s eminently possible that the dolescum politicians and would-be dolescum landlords are doing the lying.

Stent in through his arm and back in the workshop by Tuesday. Modern medical miracles. I was driven round the road system by car in the middle of the day. Felt like Idi Amin.

Nobody cares. The world's going down its own tube. We're not even noticing. Love Island is on.

Simon you aggravatable argument magnate. It's a nice story, an offshoot from the main topic and in no way demeans your efforts to tell us something about a different chain of holiday camps.

Have I told the story of my Center Parcs holiday on here before? My mate took his wife and kids there. He keeled over in the villa with a heart attack. His wife called on the way to hospital asking if I could look after the kids while they were indisposed. Flew up there. Gate staff knew who I was before I opened my mouth. Map, keys, note granting me and the kids free dining etc, bag sent to the villa, lift for me straight to where they were (another family looking after them at a restaurant). No hitches with the restaurant staff. Everyone was clued in. Super organised. Huge site with thousands of people and all sorts going on and they were bang on top of it. Anyway, spent a couple of days riding bikes and swimming until the changeover day. Observed that. Another logistical triumph getting the cleaners all through in record time for the weekend customers. Not the sort of holiday I'd plan but I'm well impressed with them as an operation. Not least because they apparently saved my mate's life. They have their own ambulance service. Went round and defibrillated him etc. So yeah, three cheers for Center Parcs. Did I fcuk pay for any activities. The cost of archery or laser tag was probably what triggered his cardiac event.

Now you see, that's useful. The 325 narrow Oregon sharpens with a 4mm file. Is it a standard 325 file holder or a different one?

That's totally the kind of ridiculous blag you can imagine happening.

Have you tried the Stihl 3/8p 1.1 full chisel?

It's all the wogs on here ruining it.

What's happening?

Her fanny wasn't sideways so no. I may have been the victim of some kind of ruse.

Is that Gimme Shelter?

She was Chinese.

I had a Chinese girlfriend. She cooked me some “authentic” Chinese food; “not like that nonsense you get in takeaways.” It was dreadful stodge. I much preferred the nonsense her parents cooked at their takeaway.

I’m sure you’ve said before or given it away elsehow, is there any Chinese in your household?

No no. That was a straight answer. I’m (moderately) interested to see if it’s true. I can well believe it.

There you go. That’s straight-talk.

Well go on then. Did the people who work there tell you directly that they had seen with their own eyes two buses of wogs the other day?

On Australians, the internet pushed me a video the other day about a union of sheepshearers being unhappy about some upstart using a wider comb to shear sheep faster. They were bellends.

It's rare I find an Aussie I dislike. Watch a few on youtube. Have a good mate living over here.