a man walks into a bar, sits down and ordered a pint. the barman turned round and looked at the man. he noticed the man had a large orange for a head.he had eyes a mouth a nose everything a normal head would have but it was a big orange. not wanting to offend, the barman got him his pint. after about 30 minutes the bar was relatively quiet, the barman couldnt wait any longer. he said' excuse me mate, i dont want to be rude, but i see you have a big orange for a head' yes said the man.
how did you get that, asked the barman. well i was walking down the road when i found a magic lamp, i picked it up and gave it a rub, and out came a geeny, who offered me 3 wishes. as i was thinking of my first wish the geeny said'be careful what you wish for, you dont always get what you want. so i asked for 'infinate wealth' well done said the geeny, very precise. off you go and check your bank account.
so off he went, and sure enough when he put in his pin number, there wasnt enough room on the screen for all the zeros.
so the man gave the lamp another rub and out came the geeny, what would you like for your second wish, asked the geeny, but remember you dont always get what you wish for. the man thought for a few seconds then asked the geeny, i would like to 'irresistable to the opposite sex', well done said the geeny, very precise because you have to be careful, you dont always get what you wish for.
so off the man went, and for the next week he was surrounded by all the beautiful woman you could imagine, sex all day and sex all night. at the end of that week he gave the lamp its final rub. out came the geeny, well my friend its time for your third and final wish, be careful now because you dont always get what you wish for, that man waited a few seconds, and said 'can i have a massive head like an orange please'