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Stephen Blair

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  1. skin is waterproof, but i am not going to walk about all day in the skud, you must be one of those axe men heros. personally i dont like being soaked to the baws all day, then get a chill, catch a cold and have arthritis by the time i am 35. if you are so tough why are you wearing a 120quid jacket that is meant to be waterproof.
  2. any more pics of your work mate:001_smile:
  3. what this industry needs is a waterproof t-shirt, i have asked loads of outdoor shops over the years but they give me a funny look.
  4. i think the councils compost all the green waste now, but as i said never had to pay to get rid of stuff so the 38 quid a ton could be wrong.
  5. you would fit in well up here mate:001_tongue:
  6. you are obviously going to be fit as hell mate and tree work will come pretty easy to you, i would try and get a job with a one man band and graft your balls off, do the work that 2-3 guys would usually do and he will pay you well. good guys are really hard to get. tickets are buttons so i wouldnt waste the army money on that. i would give the tree job a bash at first and think carefully what to use the fund money for.
  7. get to the point mate ha ha ha:001_tongue:
  8. palm trees and chippers go together like pampas grass and strimmers.
  9. you should of started the thread with 'stallion'
  10. nice work, i see you have tennis elbow. you will feel at home here mate
  11. i would go and see a sailmaker. they are pretty quiet down the marinas these days
  12. check out the wee mans new sleepingbag/suit combo:001_smile:
  13. i love how this guy does it all in his sunday best. It looks like he's having a laugh after a bbq. No spandex or vests in site.
  14. i will vouch for mr edd, because i think he is after my mog:001_tongue:
  15. Can you manage a week on monday, you and groundie. Nothing coming off site. E mail me your insurance details.

    [email protected]

    If you have any jobs on until then, i would rather come and meet you and see you work. stevie

  16. braces for me, the nipples soon toughen up. keeps away the "waspy baws" belts and harnesses dont go. I know a fat guy who tried braces but he has nipples like scania wheelnuts so not a good idea.
  17. you took the words right out my mouth steve. amazing:scared1:
  18. the chain saw shop is a wonderfull place, its where i go when i close my eyes at night, it smells of two stroke and old spice. You can buy whatever you like and the invoice gets lost in the post. it has a canteen run by buxom nigella, you eat your lunch off little trays attached to border terries. She does a special 3 course pudding menu. Oh its a wonderful wonderful place. It is right beside the "monkeys with machine guns"shop another of my favourite places. It is run by the 3 mexicans. they got a diversification grant when they all came down with "pudding elbow" from helping nigella next door, with her special toblerone yorky surprise. There is no waiting period for the monkey when you buy an oozy. they just wrap it up for you go. there is a free red bull when you buy an AK orrangatang combo. Aahh how i love the my little world.
  19. it takes the pixx, when the people say to me"its so easy when you have the right tools" i always say there are plenty of chainsaws in the chainsaw shop if you want to give it a try.
  20. i got one of those new coffee machines, maybe the wife thought it would turn me into george clooney. Its excellent. even less chance of getting my arse up a tree now. oh and forero rochete. yum yum
  21. only if you bought them for yourself:001_tongue:
  22. she had done all the shopping and wrapping for august. When she puts her mind to something she gets it done.

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