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Mick Stockbridge

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  1. Burns a treat agreed, you probably have a splitter. Paupers like me still rely on a maul.
  2. Just let me look after George. I promise to let you have him back:001_smile:
  3. Slow to grow and a pig to split.
  4. Who was it? I,ll make sure I dont recommend them.
  5. Good on ya. If it all goes wrong blame him.
  6. I nicked a bottle when I was fifteen,got hammered with a mate and its always tasted like petrol since.
  7. Agreed, but you only intend to be with him till March and the way things are at the moment if I were in youre shoes I,d work for anyone....Reputable that is.
  8. Are you mental?
  9. :confused1:Tell me youre joking:confused1:
  10. Dont be too cockey,beggars cant be choosers.
  11. Does it come with a shotgun in case you catch up with them?
  12. I cant get it up either..............the vid I mean
  13. I think the local experts got so far and lost their nerve.
  14. That tree is going to be a right pain for them in years to come,especially as there,s no decent tree surgeons in youre area.:laugh:
  15. My dads mum was a trapeze artist in the circus, early thirties. I wonder if it has any bearing........................................................................................................................................................................................................She had three tits and flew topless,earning the stage name "Triple Nipple". Sorry Nan if youre looking down,only joking. The top part is true.
  16. Youre mate should take up martial arts. A spring roll in the right hands can be lethal, then he would,nt be left with egg on his face....or was that egg fried rice. Seriously though, what you should do is see if it happens next Saturday. But this time put a house brick in the bag and let em have it, right in the kisser.
  17. With a tongue like that I can see why the ladies love him.
  18. Perhaps they were Irish/Italians blown off their migratory route.lol
  19. It,s council owned, therefore untouchable.If anyone dropped it I,d string em up myself.
  20. Had mine for well over ten years.Bought it second hand and have never done a bit of maintenance. If it does go wrong I,ll let a specialist deal with it.
  21. Yeah me too,great marketing. I reckon if you carry on catching peoples attention like that you,ll soon be working. Good luck:thumbup1:
  22. I,ll tell em where I live, but if they are driving Landy,s I very much doubt they,ll get here. TeeHee,chortle,chortle:rofl::rofl:
  23. No Landy owners will dare pipe up cos they know I,m right..............Thats the bait cast out, now sit back and wait for a bite.lol:aetsch:
  24. I,d go with the Ireland theory
  25. Just do job n knock and have yer tea at home, simple!

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