Mark Bolam
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Everything posted by Mark Bolam
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Fit, comfort, features, longevity and they make your arse look more sexy. They even come with a free shitty stick (RRP £49.99) for beating women off. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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[emoji3] Close! Coussin? Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Who has tried the French stuff beginning with c? Can't think of the name. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Pack it in Dave, you're using up all the internet. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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You can practice your knots on bootlaces if you want mate. Arb specific rope does handle nicely though, and it would pay to get hold of some. Some of the suppliers on here could sort you short offcuts out for a few quid. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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The Pfanners probably aren't lighter than Stihl Tissueflex, but they're better in every other way. I doubt anyone in history has ever gone back to Hiflex after wearing Pfanners. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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You're being a bit sensitive Daniel. I've got black and gay mates, and even some girl mates. I had to think about that a bit, they're just my mates. Racism and humour are totally separate to me. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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You will bitterly regret that comment when you meet me and my translator on Question Time one day Mr. Johnson. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Probably around that, plus VAT, I heard, but you get twice as many gates so it's a half price bargain, I think? Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Nor is short, balding, fat, northern, or shite at climbing, but you get used to it. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Sweet Billy. No cross bar may weaken the grab a bit, but I totally get it about contamination when feeding a chipper. The blades will thank you. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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I'm tri-sexual. I don't know if I'm offended or not. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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C'est bon. Salut en mon nouveau pantalon de travail! Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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You would think so, but I got them from eBay from a seller called 'Monsieur Dempsey' who had apparently been wearing them back to front. 'Complaints to the Mayor from locals forces sale'. C'est la vie. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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These Pfanner 'Homo Ventilation Extreme' are my choice. Expensive, but I got a good deal second hand, slightly soiled. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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🥃[emoji106][emoji268] Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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It can't be. They don't have metres in Scotland. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Man up Daniel. [emoji39] Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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What's the height? Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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That's a relief Dave. Can't wait! Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Illegal to use for SRT unfortunately. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Read that last line carefully. They are....☹️ Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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I was told once that my price should be cheaper as 'you've got one of those wood-chopper thingies and loads of saws'. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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Two sugars please Richie. I'll be over after I've angled this pruning cut. Have you got any spare solar lights? And a fence panel? Also, where's the best layby, sorry, tip site round here? Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
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You could have invited us in for a brew mate. Sent from my iPhone using Arbtalk
