Welcoming the new born

[jacknicholson]

How do you welcome the new born? Share some creative ideas of your own.

[edwood]

On the way home from the hospital I stopped off to quote a job, Mrs wasn't happy about it mind

[dan494]

Did you get the job? Don't leave us hanging

 

 

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[gooseflight]

Dip their navels in iodine.

[Mark Bolam]

Drink, and cigars.

 

 

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[Joe Newton]

Drink, and cigars.

 

 

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That's how it starts.

 

For the fifth birthday it's snorting coke from an escorts arse crack.

[stihlmadasever]

That's how it starts.

 

For the fifth birthday it's snorting coke from an escorts arse crack.

 

Id like an invite to your next kids 5th birthday party please:biggrin:

[Mull]

Plant a tree in your garden for them.

[Mark Bolam]

I was well up for Joe's idea Mull, now I'm torn!

Could do both, like.

Stihlmadasever you'll be waiting a while as Joe's fella has had the snip.

My eldest's 5th was back in April unfortunately, but if you can wait 3 years I'll give you a shout.

The twins turn 5 then, so there should be enough coke and escorts for both of us.

 

 

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[Mull]

Think it was on here that someone was talking about planting trees when a sprogg was born, might be a boring compared to coke and prostitutes but probably longer lasting and easier to talk about when the kid is eighteen.