How many saws do you own?

[dan494]

I wonder if the Wives and Girlfriends were polled what the answer would be....

 

 

Ha brilliant! Mine has zero idea how many I have! Think she's only seen my chipper twice!

[TurtleWoods72]

I wonder if the Wives and Girlfriends were polled what the answer would be....

 

Lol, this is why people have so called 'brand loyalty'

 

If they all look similar enough 12 saws can masquerade as 3

[dan494]

Lol, this is why people have so called 'brand loyalty'

 

 

 

If they all look similar enough 12 saws can masquerade as 3

 

 

They're all various shades of orange, now we know why!

[eggsarascal]

Ha brilliant! Mine has zero idea how many I have! Think she's only seen my chipper twice!

 

Is this a euphemism?

[TurtleWoods72]

Ha brilliant! Mine has zero idea how many I have! Think she's only seen my chipper twice!

 

I read that as chopper. Which made me laugh like I used to watching Carry On Films lol

 

They're all various shades of orange, now we know why!

 

Who, the wives and girlfriends? Lol:laugh1:

[TurtleWoods72]

Is this a euphemism?

 

You beat me to it by a heartbeat, I was typing as you were.

 

This has happened before between us I believe.

 

Brother from another mother eggs?

[Ian Clarke]

not enough

[eggsarascal]

You beat me to it by a heartbeat, I was typing as you were.

 

This has happened before between us I believe.

 

Brother from another mother eggs?

 

Just a joint sense of humour Turtle. Something that's hard to find these days..... Probably our fault.

 

Brothers from a different mother, never heard that one before, but I like it.

[Tentman]

Im a fencer and have several, off the top of my head a Makita DCS4630 (used everyday) an Dolmar 52 cc, a Husky 181 (start it like you stole it) and an ancient but indestructible Echo 45 cc.

 

However to continue the humour, down here in NZ you can own as many rifles as you like and I have quite a few, most of which my wife isn't aware of. However there is a commonly held fear by gun owners which applies here . . . .

 

"If I should die, please do not let my wife sell my rifles (chainsaws) for what I told her I paid for them"

[peatff]

If they all look similar enough 12 saws can masquerade as 3

 

I've no chance then, I have an orange one, a white and orange, a red one and a yellow one (and they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same)