My hand got impaled on a fence today

[Mozza]

Hope it heals quickly mate:001_smile:

 

Shame no pics tho, I think they should make it apart of the first aid kit as standard an Arbtalk camera and write it into the first aid procedure.

 

1. Get good photo's for arbtalk

2. Get duck taped up

3. Pop a few pain killers

4. Back to work

 

or

 

1. Run about screaming like a woofter

2. Get a little plaster on (with winnie the pooh pics on)

3. Have a few months off work

4. Go back part time because you don't think your hands up to it yet.

 

 

 

 

Ill have you know it was a spider man plaster actually Ian, So there

[Ian Leach]

Ill have you know it was a spider man plaster actually Ian, So there

 

[Mark Bolam]

Hope it heals quickly mate:001_smile:

 

Shame no pics tho, I think they should make it apart of the first aid kit as standard an Arbtalk camera and write it into the first aid procedure.

 

1. Get good photo's for arbtalk

2. Get duck taped up

3. Pop a few pain killers

4. Back to work

 

or

 

1. Run about screaming like a woofter

2. Get a little plaster on (with winnie the pooh pics on)

3. Have a few months off work

4. Go back part time because you don't think your hands up to it yet.

 

 

Brilliant Ian.

[raafbeard]

Hope its better soon Mozza!!

[Rich Rule]

ooh gotta hurt evertime... heal up soon mate and remember don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

think of the fun you can have with a scar like that and story to boot...

[Mozza]

Thats the thing Rich, The scar will be pathetic to be honest, The actual cut is only an inch and half wide, As its a stab wound so all the damage is on the inside, So i cant even blag people i was fightin tigers or anythin :thumbdown:

[Rich Rule]

So i cant even blag people i was fightin tigers or anythin :thumbdown:

 

I heard you were playing blackjack with a group of Tria-Hards in an underground casino in Manchester. On collecting your substantial winnings (if the truth be told, you actually cleaned them out and they were not too happy!!! way to go Mozz you card shark!)

 

They didn't want a Guilo to leave with their moolah and stabbed you through the hand with a mini samuria sword type thingy.

 

As you got up to leave you hadn't noticed the blade in your mitt until the table you had been dragging wouldn't fit through the exit...

 

Hows that for a perfectly feasable explanation then..?

[Mozza]

I heard you were playing blackjack with a group of Tria-Hards in an underground casino in Manchester. On collecting your substantial winnings (if the truth be told, you actually cleaned them out and they were not too happy!!! way to go Mozz you card shark!)

 

They didn't want a Guilo to leave with their moolah and stabbed you through the hand with a mini samuria sword type thingy.

 

As you got up to leave you hadn't noticed the blade in your mitt until the table you had been dragging wouldn't fit through the exit...

 

Hows that for a perfectly feasable explanation then..?

 

Thats actually what happend BUT this being a tree surgery website is thought id dream up a fence story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Excellent mate, Can see it now.............Like a Donnie Yen film haha :thumbup1:

[Rowan the Bruce]

cheers mozza, for cheering me up(sorry bout your hand) theres always someone whos had a crappier day.

Taking down some big Mac's in the rain, got my leg squished lowering a chunk of wood out, dropped another one which clipped the top of my knee. Come home soaked n Knacked and my 18month old son throws a dinky car at my forehead so hard, that it bled.

Hope you have a speedy recovery.

[Nick B]

Hope it gets better soon Mozza

Have you posted this on Skyhucks tales of the unexpected thread yet

I am sure you did not expect that to happen