Fynny advert on woodlots.

[muttley9050]

Just saw this on woodlots. Made me laugh so thought I'd share.

 

13 Large Leyland Cypress for Removal*I have 13 very large mature leylandii ready for felling and removal. Nominal fee of £15 per tree. This can be waived if you take the root too.

Bicester, Oxon*

Advert Start Date: 24/2/16

 

Contact:*Nick Newton

 

T:*01296 737258

 

M:*07912 183768

 

*[email protected]

 

I love paying people to work for them.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

I had to look it up to see for myself:

 

WoodLots

 

What a plonker!

 

I'll start the bidding at £2055

Edited March 3, 2016 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[treequip]

I had to look it up to see for myself:

 

WoodLots

 

What a plonker!

 

I'll start the bidding at £2055

 

You aren't going to rob that quality timber out from under me.

 

I bid £2055 and I will raise you "put poison on the stumps":laugh1:

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

You aren't going to rob that quality timber out from under me.

 

I bid £2055 and I will raise you "put poison on the stumps":laugh1:

 

Have you been watching Dragon's Den?

 

I can't match that.... My £2055 was excluding stumps treatment / removal

[treequip]

HA HA See me win that one, now I get to travel the country to fell dome rubbish timber and pay for the pleasure ,,,,,,,,No wait.......:laugh1:

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

HA HA See me win that one, now I get to travel the country to fell dome rubbish timber and pay for the pleasure ,,,,,,,,No wait.......:laugh1:

 

Hold on, hold on...... I'd DO IT for £2055, not pay £2055 for doing it! It's all just too confusing....:confused1: I'm off to put the kettle on and work out what someone will PAY ME for doing all the jobs I've got booked in!

 

Maybe that's where we've all been going wrong - we need to get other people to pay us for doing nowt! (oh, hold on, that idea has already been used successfully in agriculture.......)

[felixthelogchopper]

Whoever wins could be sitting on a gold mine.

 

Massive 10ft tall Tree Stump Log For Carving Sculpture Monolith | eBay

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Whoever wins could be sitting on a gold mine.

 

Massive 10ft tall Tree Stump Log For Carving Sculpture Monolith | eBay

 

 

It's on ebay.... Someone will buy it!

 

Maybe life really is that simple and working is for fools???

[nepia]

Whoever wins could be sitting on a gold mine.

 

Massive 10ft tall Tree Stump Log For Carving Sculpture Monolith | eBay

 

 

 

 

Horse Chestnut!!! here today, rotted away tomorrow...

[richy_B]

Whoever wins could be sitting on a gold mine.

 

Massive 10ft tall Tree Stump Log For Carving Sculpture Monolith | eBay

 

 

£600 or best offer! Last year I half buried 25 tons of h.chestnut as a beetle habitat. Little did I know I was throwing away thousands....