How do you start your day?

[Starscream]

It will be gut busters for brekky tomorrow.

 

Mate I'm paying so you'll be lucky to get bread and butter:lol:

[TheHungrySquirrel]

Mate I'm paying so you'll be lucky to get bread and butter:lol:

 

 

That's fine with me, might even get some water during the day and even a sit down 😜

[RichieR]

3 cups of Tea and 5 fags.

[mendiplogs]

A great way to start the day. I missed these for 3 years, back in my home town and enjoying a calorie bonanza (£5 all in, coffee pot, Llanelli)

 

Hi MATE looks great for a £5 I wish that £5 around here ask EGGS HOW MUCH WE PAID in bath 😜😜😜thanks Jon

[mendiplogs]

Full english at the greasy spoon for me

 

The lads though:thumbdown:

 

Hi BOB LOOKS like RATS been in your truck look at the top of box there mate it's all been nibbled that 🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭thanks Jon

[felixthelogchopper]

I usually service a couple of Playboy girls with my 12" morning glory then have a quick chat with my brokers and hedge fund managers.

Leisurely dip in my private lake, towelled off by some volunteer girls from the local model agency.

I normally call my helicopter pilot while I have my breakfast cooked by Marco Pierre White, just to give him site coordinates and warm the chopper up.

Then I wake up.

Listen to eldest daughter (4) row with mummy about what is a suitable time to get up / get in our bed.

Snooze for 22 seconds.

Get up and change Twin1's nappy.

Prepare morning milk bottles (which are on the bedside cabinet).

Change Twin2.

Give twins milk, my wife always takes the easy one.

Change Twin1 (she's shat herself again).

Downstairs, make tea, feed dog and cat.

Run upstairs, change Twin2 (she's shat herself again).

Constant soundtrack of 4 year old rowing with mummy about clothes/hair/brushing teeth etc. throughout.

Downstairs, tea, oats-so-simple if I've time, out the door.

Back in the door, I'm still naked.

Get dressed, out the door.

 

I'm having a fry-up on Saturday.

 

You must have thought you had seen the back of all that when you stopped working with Plippy.

[mendiplogs]

I usually service a couple of Playboy girls with my 12" morning glory then have a quick chat with my brokers and hedge fund managers.

Leisurely dip in my private lake, towelled off by some volunteer girls from the local model agency.

I normally call my helicopter pilot while I have my breakfast cooked by Marco Pierre White, just to give him site coordinates and warm the chopper up.

Then I wake up.

Listen to eldest daughter (4) row with mummy about what is a suitable time to get up / get in our bed.

Snooze for 22 seconds.

Get up and change Twin1's nappy.

Prepare morning milk bottles (which are on the bedside cabinet).

Change Twin2.

Give twins milk, my wife always takes the easy one.

Change Twin1 (she's shat herself again).

Downstairs, make tea, feed dog and cat.

Run upstairs, change Twin2 (she's shat herself again).

Constant soundtrack of 4 year old rowing with mummy about clothes/hair/brushing teeth etc. throughout.

Downstairs, tea, oats-so-simple if I've time, out the door.

Back in the door, I'm still naked.

Get dressed, out the door.

 

I'm having a fry-up on Saturday.

 

Hi MARK YOU MAKE ME 😆😆😆😻😻😻😻mate well done mark👍 Jon

[Foxbuster]

A great way to start the day. I missed these for 3 years, back in my home town and enjoying a calorie bonanza (£5 all in, coffee pot, Llanelli)

 

Coffee pot is great ain't it. Other recommended cafe for breakfast in the area are 'cafe Rhiannon' in cross hands and Hagans in Carmarthen:thumbup1:

[aspenarb]

Oh yes:thumbup1:

 

£4.80 inc the coffee at the local greasy spoon