"Tree surgeons taking all the women"

[peatff]

It gets a bit embarrassing when you trying to do a bit of shopping in tesco

 

Leave your chainsaw at home then

[oldwoodcutter]

My missus would want me out of the industry if I told her some of the propositions I have had. Really wouldn't believe some of them...

 

Most of the propositions ive had lately, looked about 15 years older than me with one foot in their grave.

[csservices]

Haven't asked Mrs csservices opinion on this one no point provoking a Geordie uneccesarily lol.

[RichieR]

Leave your chainsaw at home then

 

You may have a point there

[White Noise]

It all makes sense now .......... or not ? Although during the hot weather I was actually blessed with boob vision lol . Yes two customers on the same day different locations were either very hot or just plain naughty

 

I did see the boobies I also told my lady to be sure I did not get a telling off at a later date . Surprise Surprise Shes offered to be a groundie for those jobs :lol:

[RichieR]

It all makes sense now .......... or not ? Although during the hot weather I was actually blessed with boob vision lol . Yes two customers on the same day different locations were either very hot or just plain naughty

 

I did see the boobies I also told my lady to be sure I did not get a telling off at a later date . Surprise Surprise Shes offered to be a groundie for those jobs :lol:

 

You got a free groundy out of it fair do's you worked that one well

[White Noise]

You got a free groundy out of it fair do's you worked that one well

 

 

May sound cool but trust me they were old knee scraper boobs lol .

 

Cheers Hope your not still sleeping with that Dolmar

[Loler UK]

i'll always remember my customer that came down to pay the bill in corset, suspenders and killer heels (que the transvestite jokes, so to clarify:) She was an absolute stunner and she still paid the bill in full!

[RichieR]

May sound cool but trust me they were old knee scraper boobs lol .

 

Cheers Hope your not still sleeping with that Dolmar

 

Nope she saw through my dastardly plan and hit me with a new sparkler to teach me a lesson:001_huh: . Never mind about them going south you still got a free days brash dragging out of the good lady

[MaxwellArb]

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It's defiantly true, in order to allow other professions some of our spoils I married mine last week, so at least there's one less out there, mind you I'm having no bloody tree surgeon call in for a cuppa anymore!

 

Congratulations! You both look very happy.