Hot Tits

[the village idiot]

Got an on-going battle with a very persistent blue tit at the moment. It has decided that come what may it will build it's nest in Puffing Billy!

Every time I block up it's nest hole it goes off in a birdy huff for a bit and then finds a new hole elsewhere on the kiln and starts stuffing it with moss and feathers.

I really like having the little fella around, but the problem is that when Billy is running he heats up to 500 degrees C!

Anyone got any ideas about how I can put him off? (I presume it's the males that build the nest)?

 

Very ropey picture attached

[Will Heal]

Tie a hungry cat to it

[Tom D]

Put up a nest box close by?

[eggsarascal]

Put up a nest box close by?

 

Mrs Egg's first thought.

 

My first thought was air rifle and frying pan:blushing:

[the village idiot]

Put up a nest box close by?

 

Good idea!

I am in the middle of an ancient woodland though so there should be nesting sites a plenty? There seems to be something about the kiln that he can't resist.

[the village idiot]

tie a hungry cat to it

 

next !!!

[the village idiot]

Mrs Egg's first thought.

 

My first thought was air rifle and frying pan:blushing:

 

I've gone off blue tit. After you've tried nightingale there's no going back!

[peatff]

I've gone off blue tit. After you've tried nightingale there's no going back!

 

Dartford Warbler is sweeter . Light a fire in the charcoal burner he'll soon get the message.

[Gardiners Tree Surgery]

He can properly see his reflection which makes him attracted to it. So on that note shoot the vain little bugger

[Mr Lee]

Misleading title. :sneaky2:Those aren't the kind of hot tits I was hoping for....