Crap Jokes Thread.

[bobby]

how do you get a one handed man out of a tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wave to him

[ukminch]

Whats the propellor for on an aeroplane?

 

To keep the pilot cool, if you don't believe me take it off and watch him sweat!!!

[treesnake]

paddy and murphy on a plane , paddy asks murphy if this plane tips over will me and you fall out , murphy replies no paddy me and you will always be freinds .

[Peter]

How does an elephant climb an oak tree?

 

Sits on an acorn and waits for spring

[Peter]

How does an elephant get down from an oak tree?

 

Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn

[mistahbenn]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

[Tommy_B]

What goes "clip clop clip clop --Bang-- Clippty Clop Clippity Clop"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An Amish Drive By.

[Lyn Ed]

Im gutted, my wife left me today she took the satelite dish with her, no woman no sky.

[tractor dave]

I went to the doctor today because i'm paranoid, he didnt say I was, but I knew he thought it......haha

[Tommy_B]

How do Hedgehogs have sex?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Carefully:blushing: