Scrotes on the prowl

[Burgess]

As long as they can't sneak round the back and smash em.

[Gardenmac]

Back in the day had an old Nissan Prairie and went to gym one afternoon, came out n the rear spare wheel cage was dragging the ground as I drove out. Scroates had cut through cage to nick the spare wheel. Noticed the leisure centre had cameras and so went in to ask if they had any recordings for past few hours.

Girl on desk said we haven't because someone got up on the roof and nicked the camera innards.

[detritus21]

They sound like the same two scrotes who have been having fun round upholland and skem.

[Alycidon]

Don't jump to conclusions, they may of just been looking for their dog that slipped its lead and run into your neighbours unopened back door.

 

I have had the missing dog one as well. Two of them creeping through the farm enterance instead of down the drive, totally silent. Luckily I was having a quiet sit with my lab and clocked them. When challenged they disappeared very fast without calling the 'dog'. So fast that by the time I had got to the end of the drive they had long gone.

 

My misses had just come back with her Defender and was unloading it, and we all know what ladies and their keys can be like.

 

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[ArthurBottlesworth]

They sound like the same two scrotes who have been having fun round upholland and skem.

 

In previous life my missis was electrical engineer , they put electrical substation in near you ( Kirkby) , they specified one that was bombproof, because of Kirkby reputation

 

Phone call 3 am from police " can you come and make this substation safe"

 

They had nicked whole substation, just big live electrical cable sticking out of ground, they reckoned they must have used truck to drag it out whilst concrete still soft.....

[humpo48]

Think you should call it "scum on the run".

[TGB]

Years ago, a local solicitor had their main walk-in safe stolen. The safe had been installed many years before through next door's wall, when the solicitor owned that property too. Since then a steel re-enforced wall had been built between the two properties. There was no way anything that big and that heavy could be withdrawn without demolishing the building.

 

The scum came one night with a stolen 'Coles' cranes smashed through the roof, cut through the floor and hoisted the safe. They found the unopened safe, 50mls. away at the docks, waiting to be loaded aboard a ship. The crane was never found.

 

When questioned, the ship's loading gaffer said, he loaded odd things every day and rarely had accompanying paperwork. If it was on the dock, it went in the ship. What happened to it then was none of his business. Sometime later, the word was that he'd skipped town; presumably on a ship.

 

If you're wondering what was in the safe - the deeds of many a property & wills.