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Ian is upset because he has the sister of that particular 201.

 

He has some sophisticated software normally only available to MI5 which can analyse video and macro zoom. He could make out the serial number of the saw in question which was only one digit away from his own.

 

This means that particular saw spent so much time on the production line conveyor next to his own and was its sister. The editing software also picks up sound inaudible normally and he could hear the pleas of mercy that the little saw was pleading has Reg was planning his murder.

 

The little saw could be heard screaming has the monstrous 4x4 wheel struggled at first to climb onto saw, the little thing was squirming in agony, again only audible to Ian with his MI5 software. The squealing of agony fell to a murmur as the full weight of the vehicle was borne and the little saw fell silent.

 

Without the software the video was just a video, but to Ian it was torture, seeing and hearing his saws sister being murdered in such a brutal fashion was just too much and he had to speak out.

 

Reg..he forgives you as you were not to know 201's have a spirit and feelings, not many of us did, there are only a select few with this software and it is top secret stuff, I have broken my silence and grassed about the software to stop this happening again in future.

 

Please stop murdering the little saws, it is not their fault they are the product of inept genetic engineers, they are born innocent, if anyone is to be made a scapegoat blame Stihl themselves, the faceless shites. The ones that try to dictate who we buy from and and where and make us listen to health and safety talks when we buy our little saws.

 

Please forgive him Reg, he has been having nightmares and treatment since listening to the torturous noises from your video

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No i didn't ,did I say I was a mind reader???? No I said I say what I think where as alot on here wont. It called being blunt I guess but hey ho there's worse traits

 

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